Ode to Life Time Fitness

Oh Life Time, Oh Life Time
you are a wonderful thing
You get me off my bum
and make my heart sing

You offer me classes
unlimited, all day
and you shave off my pounds
in a delightful and fun way

I get a personal trainer
she motivates me so
and I come in every morning
whether it be rain, shine or snow

So hats off to thee Life Time
for accommodating my needs
for I want to look good
for my wedding in 52 weeks (to the day to be precise!)